30 Funny Benefits of Becoming a Senior

Becoming a senior comes with perks, especially now that you've experienced so much from life! How about laughing a little with these 30 funny "benefits" of becoming a senior!

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6. Funny benefits 1 to 5

  • In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  • No one expects you to run into a burning building.
  • Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  • People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

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5. Funny benefits 6 to 10

  • There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • Things you buy now won’t wear out.
  • You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
  • You can eat dinner at 4:00.
  • Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

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4. Funny benefits 11 to 15

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  • You can’t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
  • You can live without sex, but not without your glasses.
  • Your back goes out more than you do.
  • You consider coffee one of the, most important things in life.
  • You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

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3. Funny benefits 16 to 20

  • Your ears are hairier than your head.
  • You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
  • You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
  • Your eyes won’t get much worse.
  • You got cable for the weather channel.

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2. Funny benefits 21 to 25

  • You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
  • Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  • You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  • You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

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1. Funny benefits 26 to 30

  • You send money to PBS.
  • You sing along with the elevator music.
  • Your supply of brain cells is finally, down to a manageable size.
  • You talk about “good grass” and you’re referring to someone’s lawn.
  • You have great friends who think of you often, and send you lists like this 😉

Source: suddenlysenior.com